NOTE: While I am a Bard alumnus, this page is not affiliated with Bard College in any way. Any comments, suggestions, flames, or additions should be sent to me via the comment form, or via e-mail to david@klatha.com.
Items from the Freek Republic, 1993-1994. Still under construction, but there's a lot of great stuff here anyhow: Freek history and contents - Course list addendum - Poster - The Bad President - The Bard College Chain of Power - Choose Your Own Bard Party Adventure - Reader's Guide to Bard Bathrooms - The Kline Commons Cafeteria Cookbook
The Dean Levine Quote Wall - Quotes from Dean Levine during the 1995-1996 academic year, compiled by Oscillations through Electronic Media
Hang this classic on your wall!
How does gossip flow around, on and off campus? Created by Luis Alcazar-Roman (lma26@pantheon.yale.edu).
Please send me your Bard related silly stuff for posting!
Perhaps a college that has had its catalog quoted in Spy Magazine several years in a row doesn't need its course list parodied. Some folks, you don't have to parody, you just quote 'em. However, parody is fun, so we'll do both. The real Bard course lists have been on the web since 1995, but Bard moves them every semester as they constantly re-chart their computing course. These days, it's a good bet you can find them somewhere on inside.bard.edu. Actually, the real Bard course lists have gotten less funny since the departure of Ben Boretz. Okay, on to the parodies:
...to other UNOFFICIAL Bard College related web pages
Anything Bard-related EXCEPT Bard's own sanitized-for-your-protection servers! In search of... Student pages, Alumni commentary, Images of Bard...
Note: I first wrote that Bard's servers were "sanitized-for-your-protection" back in 1995. I was referring to the fact that at that time nearly every college institution in the US was giving its students the unmediated ability to publish on the web, but Bard was not. Since then, I have received mail from at least 3 Bard webmasters, indignant or amused by my response to their work. In Spring 1999, Bard finally introduced a student webserver, although at this writing (October 1999) it is still listed as a "new project" and students are required to disclaim any responsibility on Bard's part for their writing. Still a bit regressive for A Place To Think.
Last Modified 13 April 1998